Dad's Reliable Remedies

Hurt your knee? Can you move it?

It will get better in a few days.

Why waste money on medicine? Have a canker sore?

Break an aspirin in half and place it on your canker.

Get a bump?

Hot compress for 10 minutes. Then cold compress for 10 minutes. Repeat.

Have a cold?

Take a hot shower.

Jam your finger?

Put tape on it. Any tape will do.

Your toe hurts?

You aren't cutting your toe nails the correct way. You are also cutting them too short.

Have a cough?

Don't cough on me.

Your head hurts?

Take a Tylenol.

Hurt your arm?

Refer to remedy in first answer.